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 You May Be Too Old For Martial Arts If...
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hmullan
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 Mon Feb 20 2006, 12:11AM
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You May Be Too Old For Martial Arts If...
1. The first and last words that you say every day is "Ouch".
2. The last time you gave a kiai your dentures projected across the dojo.
3. Your training partner always begins each move with "Don't worry, I won't throw you".
4. Your belt and your hair have both turned white with age.
5. Each time your training partner takes his grip he always says "Did I hurt you?"
6. "A little action" means your prune juice is finally working.
7. Your get up and go, like your knees, have long ago, got up and went.
8. You hate meditation because you fall asleep.
9. You barely have enough ki to pull up your gi pants.
10. Your favorite combination is Nuprin and Geritol.
11. You do have a favorite hold-down but you can't, for the life of you, remember it.
12. Your membership number is the Roman Numeral I.
13. Your Life Membership certificate has the word "EXPIRED" stamped across it.
Adapted from work by Neil Ohlenkamp
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will acheson
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Sat Feb 17 2007, 02:05PM
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Joined: Mon Feb 12 2007, 10:17PM
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hehehehehehe funny
i didnt know we had a forum !amazed :) !alien
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heh i got it off the wow forums
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